Humor Cat Jokes

They take a message.

Humor cat jokes. The cat will come down when it gets hungry enough how do you know that i asked. So how come you re still in such a good mood well the cat replies when he was done with me he asked the hedgehog. What s a cat s favorite tv show. What do you call a cat who lives in an igloo.

2 for all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers or are a teenager you may want to know. The cat replies i was walking by a pooping bear and he asked me if my fur makes fuzz. Have you ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree she said. 1 when you call a dog they usually come to you.

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail. They wanted to make some mewsic. When i persisted she was polite but firm. What s a cat s favorite dessert.

Why was the cat so agitated. They call claw enforcement. When you call a cat. Because he was in a bad mewd.

The fox asks the cat why she smells so dreadful. Upon asking for the man s driver s license the cop sees the eurasian lynx sitting in the front seat. What are you doing with that dangerous animal. Funny cat joke about a cop and the eurasian lynx a cop stops a car with an elderly man.

How do cats stop crimes. We ve got the 50 best cat jokes fur you right meow. How did the mom cat know she was pregnant. Her test was pawsitive.

So he wiped his butt with me the fox wonders. What do you call a cat who loves to bowl.