Humor Ikea

We then come home only for our confidence to be stomped on by meaningless instruction manuals and pictures that don t make sense.

Humor ikea. Apparently prosecutors have been after them for years but they re having a really hard time. Do you literally bless yourself before entering those holy blue and yellow gates. Ikea is also where we had our first burst of confidence in assembling that cute study table or that charming crib for our baby. There s nothing more amusing than feasting your eyes on an ikea rookie.

A blind man applies for a job at ikea but the manager refuses as he says what can you do you re blind. The blind man says i can sniff any piece of wood and tell you what type it is. I know a joke about ikea punchline yourself together have but you put the to. Beware the rude and offensive language.

Couples argue friends bicker and family members storm off. The manager says thats useless for my business but just out of curiosity i d like to see you do it. Funny 3 years ago. Does your diet consist mostly of swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce.

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